Golf Signs
Our collection of funny and functional golf signs make a great addition to any local neighborhood bar or your own home bar or man cave. The perfect little gift sign for your favorite golfer or your golf buddies.
Golf Club Trade Sign About our golf club trade sign. Hilarious Golf sign!! Measures 11 x 14. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Drive For Show Sign About Our Drive For Show Sign. Handcrafted golf sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95
Next Husband Won't Golf Sign About Our Next Husband Won't Golf Sign. Handcrafted golf sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95
Gone Golfing Sign About our gone golfing sign. Simply put. Gone golfing. Measures 7.25 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$24.95
Gone Golfing I'll Mow Tomorrow About our gone golfing i'll mow tomorrow sign. Someone you know neglect daily duties in order to play golf? Great gift for the golfing addict who can't seem to break away from the challenge and the competition of the game. This sign measures 12 inches x11 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. Decorative routered edge.
$34.95
Humble Hole In One Golfer About our humble hole in one golfer sign. Is there such a thing as a humble hole in one golfer?? For the rare golfer who doesn't really like to brag, (yeah, right) we present the humble hole in one golfer plaque sign. Go on, celebrate your remarkable feat! Shout it out from the top of the highest mountain! Made of REAL wood with a birch veneer finish, this sign has been slightly distressed to give it an aged look. The sign includes all hardware attached and comes ready to hang. Unique golf gift. The sign measures 16" x11".
$39.95
Your Best Score About our your best score sign. Go ahead, be a showoff! This functional sign allows you to proudly display your scorecard and golf ball. When the feeling of your score is indescribable, you need to memorialize the game. Great gift for the avid golfer. Made of REAL wood with a birch veneer finish, this sign has been slightly distressed to give it an aged look. The sign includes all hardware attached and comes ready to hang. The sign measures 14" x14" and the price includes sign and all customization.
$39.95
DECREED: Golf Shall Be Utterly Shut Down Wood Golf Sign About our decreed: golf shall be utterly shut down wood golf sign. This sign measures 14 inches x11 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I'm not over the hill I'm just on the back nine About our i'm not over the hill i'm just on the back nine sign. Great birthday gift for someone who is inchesover the hill inches. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Fun addition to any home decor.
$21.95
If They Don't have Golf in Heaven, then I'm not going About our if they don't have golf in heaven, then i'm not going sign. A wacky golf gift for a fellow buddy. Great addition to any golfer's home or office. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Never Play Golf Wood Sign About our never play golf wood sign. With anyone who would question a seven.
$21.95
Opponent's Luck Golf Wood Sign About our opponent's luck golf wood sign. Golf is a great way of testing your opponent's luck.
$18.95 $8.95
Born To Golf Forced To Work Wood Sign About our born to golf forced to work wood sign. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Golf: The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Pants On Sign About our golf: the most fun you can have with your pants on sign. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf The Way I Do Golf Sign About our it takes a lot of balls to golf the way i do golf sign. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
A Wife And A Steady Job Golf Sign About our a wife and a steady job golf sign. Don't let your wife ruin your golf game!
$21.95
I Only Play Golf On Days That Endy In "Y" About our i only play golf on days that endy in "y" sign. Great gift for the addict that can't imagine his life without golf! This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Golf The Game Of Luck The More You Play The Luckier You Get About our golf the game of luck the more you play the luckier you get sign. Put a smile on the face of a golfing buddy. This sign will look great in a golfer's home or work space. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I Hit 2 Good Balls Today I Stepped On A Rake About our i hit 2 good balls today i stepped on a rake sign. Great gift for a golfing buddy! Sure to get a good laugh. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I Got A New Set Of Golf Clubs For My Husband Best Trade I Ever Made About our i got a new set of golf clubs for my husband best trade i ever made sign. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Wife And Golf Sign About our wife and golf sign. My wife told me she was going to leave me if I didn't give up golf. Damn, am I going to miss that girl.
$21.95
I've Spent Most Of My Life Playing Golf The Rest Of It I've Just Wasted About our i've spent most of my life playing golf the rest of it i've just wasted sign. Great gift for a golfing buddy! Sure to get a good laugh. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Time Spent Playing Golf Is Not Deducted From One's Lifespan Wood Golf Sign About our time spent playing golf is not deducted from one's lifespan wood golf sign. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Witchcraft And Golf Wood Sign About our witchcraft and golf wood sign. Years ago, when man cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called WITCHCRAFT. Today it is known as GOLF.
$21.95
Golf Is Not A Matter Of Life Or Death It Is Much More Important Than That About our golf is not a matter of life or death it is much more important than that sign. Great gift for a golfing buddy! Sure to get a good laugh. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I Once Gave Up Golf It Was The Most Terrifying Weekend Of My Life About our i once gave up golf it was the most terrifying weekend of my life sign. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Show Me A Good Loser Golf Sign About our show me a good loser golf sign. And I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss
$21.95
If You Drink Don't Drive Don't Even Putt Wood Golf Sign About our if you drink don't drive don't even putt wood golf sign. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
He Who Has The Fastest Cart Never Has A Bad Lie Wood Golfing Sign About our he who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie wood golfing sign. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer.
$21.95
Never Strike Your Caddie Golf Sign About our never strike your caddie golf sign. With a driver. Use your sand wedge, it works better!
$21.95
The Golfer About our the golfer sign. This sign reads inchesBehold the golfer. He riseth early in the morning and disturbeth the whole household. Mighty are his preparations. He goeth forth full of hope and when the day is spent, he returneth smelling of strong drink and the truth is not in him. inches Great gift for a retirement or Father's day.
$21.95
Public Notice This Is The Office Of An Avid Golfer About our public notice this is the office of an avid golfer sign. It it's a nice day, chances are good I won't be here.Put a smile on the face of a golfing buddy. This sign will look great in a golfer's home or work space.
$21.95
I Shoot Golf In The 70's When It Gets Any Colder Than That I Quit About our i shoot golf in the 70's when it gets any colder than that i quit sign. A wacky golf gift for a fellow buddy. Great addition to any golfer's home or office. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Golf And Taxes Sign About our golf and taxes sign. Golf is like taxes, you drive hard to make the green- then end up in the hole.
$21.95
I Have Never Shot A Hole in one And Anxiously Await The Day I Can Give This Sign To Someone Else About our i have never shot a hole in one and anxiously await the day i can give this sign to someone else sign. Great gift for a golfing buddy! Sure to get a good laugh. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
One Of The Quickest Ways To Meet New People Is To Pick Up The Wrong Ball On A Golf Course This Sign About our one of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course this sign. Oh yeah, you'll meet people alright! This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Missing Husband Car And Golf Glubs Reward For Golf Clubs About our missing husband car and golf glubs reward for golf clubs sign. Great gift for the novice or pro golfer. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Play Golf Wood Golf Sign About our work is for people who don't know how to play golf wood golf sign. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gag gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
You're Not Too Old Golf Sign About our you're not too old golf sign. Remember- You're not old until you'd rather play golf than have sex. (See you at the first tee.)
$21.95
Golf Is Like Sex When It's Good It's Terrific When It's Bad It's Still Pretty Good About our golf is like sex when it's good it's terrific when it's bad it's still pretty good sign. Great gift for the novice or pro golfer. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Old Golfers Sign About our old golfers sign. Just like old alcoholics never die, they just lose their spirit and old lawyers never die, they just lose their judgement, well old golfers never die, they just lose their balls!! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Great Father's Day gift for the golf enthusiast.
$21.95
Lower Score Golf Sign About our lower score golf sign. I found a wood that can lower my score. It's called a pencil. Great for the golf enthusiast. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Unique addition to any den or work area.
$21.95
Avid Golfer Sign About our avid golfer sign. Do you know someone or are you someone who seems to do nothing else but eat, drink and live golf?? If so, this sign is for you. I don't play bridge. I don't play tennis. I'm not a gourmet cook, and I don't do gardening. I can't dance or sing too well, and I don't jog. I have no spare time, I am a golfer! Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Miserable Day Golfing Sign About our miserable day golfing sign. A miserable day at the golf course, still beats a good day at the office!
$18.95 $8.95
Serious Golfer Personalized Sign About our serious golfer personalized sign. Personalized golfing sign makes a great gift for Father's day, retirement, birthday, or Christmas gift. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Wonderful addition to any den or game room.
$21.95
Experienced And Dedicated Golfer Sign About our experienced and dedicated golfer sign. Know a professional with a golf fetish? This is an office of an experienced golfer - dentist. Unfortunately, only one of the two titles pays worth a darn! Dentist can be replaced by any occupation. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Celebrate the win of a golf tournament with this unique sign. Great gift for any special occasion.
$24.95






















































