Office Humor Signs
Our collection of funny and functional office signs make a great addition to the office break room, conference room or office walls. The perfect little gift sign for your favorite office and business co-workers.
Dog Eat Dog World Sign About our dog eat dog world sign. This line is from the inchesPeterson's Principle inches in season 4 of Cheers. Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
We Shoot Every Third Salesman Who Walks Into This Place Wood Office Sign About our we shoot every third salesman who walks into this place wood office sign. Express yourself with this humorous office sign. Funny gift for the work place. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Warning TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Wood Office Sign About our warning to all personnel: firings will continue until morale improves wood office sign. Express yourself with this humorous office sign. Funny gift for the work place. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
If You're Not The Lead Dog The View Never Changes Wood Office Sign About our if you're not the lead dog the view never changes wood office sign. Express yourself with this humorous office sign. Funny gift for the work place. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Lack Of Planning On Your Part Does Not Constitute An Emergency On My Part Wood Office Sign About our lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part wood office sign. Express yourself with this humorous office sign. Funny gift for the work place. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
3 Basic Groups Office Sign About our three basic groups office sign. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Man in Charge Office Sign About our man in charge office sign. Just like God created man because he needed a rough draft before His Masterpiece! Cheers to Women's Power! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Complaining Customer Business Sign About our complaining customer business sign. A customer who complains is doing you a great service. Don't limit your business's potential. Learn from constructive criticism. Business that learn from their customers become stronger. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Joy Of Owning Own Business Sign About our joy of owning own business sign. Is being your own boss overrated? The money not pouring in like you had planned? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
My Mind Will Be Closed Today Sign About our my mind will be closed today sign. Minds are like parachutes...they are meant to be opened!! But not today, no way not with this guy! This sign measures 7" x18" and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. This sign includes all hardware and comes ready to hang.
$39.95 $29.95
Dumb Questions Office Sign About our dumb questions office sign. I'd rather answer your dumb question than correct your dumb mistake! Measures 7 x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inch heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
A Cluttered Desk Office Sign About our a cluttered desk office sign. A messy desk is a sign of a...messy desk! So cluttered and disorganized that its brilliant! Wonderful addition for the office of the absent minded professor. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
My Side Of The Argument Office Sign About our my side of the argument office sign. Have a wise ass as your friend or in your family? Someone who thinks that everything they say is right? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Bull Office Sign About our bull office sign. Cows may come and cows may go, but the bull in this place goes on forever! Lots of kissing up in your office? Make light of it with this fun and enjoyable sign. Guaranteed to get a lot of snickers from your co-workers. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Ass Kissing Office Sign About our ass kissing office sign. Caution: The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you are kissing tomorrow. With all of this butt kissing, isn't anyone concerned about sanitation? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Diplomacy Is An Art Office Sign About our diplomacy is an art office sign. Diplomacy is an art of letting someone else get your way. Sneaky manipulation! Great for the office, den, or rec room. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
No Bull Office Sign About our no bull office sign. Tell everyone, straight up, how it is! No Bull!! Measures 12 inches Diameter. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting.
$21.95 $16.95
A Messy Office Sign About our a messy office sign. A messy office is a sign of character. (You should see the characters who work here!) A messy office just makes you look even busier than your co-workers. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
I'm Not Bossy Office Sign About our i'm not bossy office sign. Tell the world how it is! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Not The Employer Who Pays Office Sign About our not the employer who pays office sign. Inspirational quote from the great Henry Ford. Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
When All Else Fails Office Sign About our when all else fails office sign. Why not try that one for a change? Great gift for the office. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Prices Subject To Change Store Sign About our prices subject to change store sign. Melt away people's bad attitude with this sign. Know a merchant who could use a bit of humor? A fun sign for any shopkeeper. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Can't Win Them All Business Sign About our can't win them all business sign. Remember: You can't win them all. But it's not so hard to lose them all. Great for sales business. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
The Bitterness Of Poor Quality Store Sign About our the bitterness of poor quality store sign. A Gucci Family Slogan: inchesQuality is remembered long after the price is forgotten. inches Know a merchant who could use a bit of humor? A fun sign for any shopkeeper. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Of Course I Don't Look Busy Sign About our of course i don't look busy sign. Perfect gift for the smart ass. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Mind Your Own Business Sign About our mind your own business sign. Respect my privacy and MYOB!! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
The Power Of Stupidity Office Sign About our the power of stupidity office sign. Celebrate the fascination of stupidity and the dumbing down of America with this witty sign. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Not Looking Good Tomorrow Office Sign About our not looking good tomorrow office sign. Know someone who is always looking for the negative in every situation? Someone who, just seems, naturally evil or an agent of Satan, perhaps? Encourage their rudeness with a token of your appreciation. Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Labor Rates Store Sign About our labor rates store sign. Prevailing wage rates subject to change with attitude. Know a merchant who could use a bit of humor? A fun sign for any shopkeeper. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Read Directions Office Sign About our read directions office sign. Bring some life into the office with this humorous sign. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
I Don't Need Your Bull Office Sign About our i don't need your bull office sign. For someone who doesn't take crap from anyone!! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Honest Criticism Office Sign About our honest criticism office sign. In other words, don't give me your opinion, because I don't want to hear it! Honesty is SO overrated! Hilarious quote by Franklin P. Jones. No one seems to be listening anyway, until you make a mistake! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Life Is Short Store Sign About our life is short store sign. Life Is Short...Write The Check! Know a merchant who could use a bit of humor? A fun sign for any shopkeeper. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Only One Nerve Left Office Sign About our only one nerve left office sign. For someone who doesn't deserve the traditional gift. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Bad Spellers Office Sign About our bad spellers office sign. Okay, now we all know that good spelling has nothing to do with intelligence.
$18.95 $8.95
Busy Man And His Secretary Office Sign About our busy man and his secretary office sign. If you want something done, give it to a busy man. He will have his secretary do it. Part of our fine collection of legal decor this sign is sure to put a smile on the inchesbusy man inches and his secretary. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting.
$21.95 $16.95
Simple Philosophy Sign About our simple philosophy sign. And if duct tape can't fix it then it ain't worth fixing! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Procrastinator's Office Sign About our procrastinator's office sign. Poor time management? If you put off tomorrow what can be done today then we have found a suitable sign for you. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Business Hours Office Sign About our business hours bar of office sign. Reads inchesOpen most days around 9 or 10. Occasionally as early as 7, and somtimes as late as 12 or 1. We close about 4 or 5, and sometimes as late as midnight, or later. On somedays we're not here at all, but lately we've been here a lot, unless we're not here. inches This sign measures 18 inches x11 inches and has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for your home pub or your favorite bartender. Decorative routered edge.
$21.95 $16.95
For Those Who Need To Haggle Sign About Our For Those Who Need To Haggle Sign. Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95 $16.95
Remember-Cash In Sign About Our Remember-Cash In Sign. Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95 $16.95
Children Left Unattended Sign About Our Children Left Unattended Sign. Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95 $16.95
Everyone Who Enters Sign About Our Everyone Who Enters Sign. Handcrafted wooden sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any office or workplace. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95 $16.95
Warning This Is The Office Of A Proud REPUBLICAN Political Office Sign About our warning this is the office of a proud republican political office sign. The sign goes on to read inchesSo if you want to start something - You'd better have your facts straight inches. This sign measures 9 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Warning This Is The Office Of A Proud DEMOCRAT Political Office Sign About our warning this is the office of a proud democrat political office sign. The signs goes on to read inchesSo if you want to start something - You'd better have your facts straight inches. This sign measures 9 inches x12 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95 $16.95
Sarcasm Sign Our Sarcasm Sign is the perfect gift for any coworker, friend or family member with a wise ass sense of humor!
$21.95 $16.95
Don't Talk About Yourself Sign Our Don't Talk About Yourself Sign is a funny and true observation in just about any situation. Fun for bars and home use alike!
$21.95 $16.95
Lack of Planning Sign Our Lack of Planning Sign sign says what you can't always say out loud. Hang it up in your office and eventually your co-workers will get the point!
$21.95 $16.95



















































