Wit and Wisdom Signs
Our collection of funny, witty and wisdom signs capture those odd observations that make life worth living and appreciating. This witty and wise signs make a great give to any friend who you love sharing a laugh with.
Lost Dog: 3 legged blind in one eye missing left ear broken tail recently castrated Answers to "Luck About our lost dog: 3 legged blind in one eye missing left ear broken tail recently castrated answers to "luck sign. This sign measures 9.5 inches x12 inches and has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for your home pub or your favorite bartender. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better Care of myself About our if i had known i was going to live this long, i would have taken better care of myself sign. Whimsical addition to any home decor. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Fun gift for any senior.
$21.95
Laugh and the world Laughs with you Snore and you sleep alone About our laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone sign. A huge thorn of marital discord! Thats right, if you snore take refuge in the spare bedroom or couch! This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Humorous gift for a snoring husband or wife!
$21.95
The Squeaky Wheel Doesn't Always Get Greased Sometimes it Gets Replaced Wood Office Sign About our the squeaky wheel doesn't always get greased sometimes it gets replaced wood office sign. Express yourself with this humorous office sign. Funny gift for the work place. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for the novice or pro golfer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
If A Man Treats His Wife Like A Thoroughbread He'll Never Be Hitched To A Nag Pet Sign About our if a man treats his wife like a thoroughbread he'll never be hitched to a nag pet sign. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little decorative item for your home or stable. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Why are you looking up here sign About our why are you looking up here sign. Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hands! Hilarious bathroom sign! Wooden sign measures 7 x 16 inches.
$21.95
Old Age And Treachery Always Triumph Over Youth And Skill About our old age and treachery always triumph over youth and skill sign. Whimsical addition to any home decor. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Fun gift for a senior's birthday.
$21.95
Winning Is Not A Matter Of Life Or Death It's Much More Important Than That Wood Sports Sign About our winning is not a matter of life or death it's much more important than that wood sports sign. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little decorative item for your media room or favorite sports nut. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
My Wife Told Me Sign About our my wife told me sign. For the dart throwing addict. A great sign to accent your personal dart parlor, den, or gameroom. This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches. Made of REAL wood with a birch veneer finish, this sign has been slightly distressed to give it an aged look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Unique gift for your favorite dart partner.
$21.95
A Matter Of Life Or Death Sign About our a matter of life or death sign. A great sign to accent your personal dart parlor or game room, this sign measures 11 inches x14 inches. Made of REAL wood with a birch veneer finish, this sign has been slightly distressed to give it an aged look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Unique gift for your favorite dart player.
$21.95
Hands Off The Trains Sign About our hands off the trains sign. Perfect to place in the train lover's paradise. For the serious RR addict only. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Please Do Not Flush Sign About our please do not flush sign. Yuck! Flushing isn't even optional!! This historical train station sign is sure to get a lot of laughs. Wonderful addition to a train chaser's hobby room. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Wanted! Good Man Sign About our wanted! good man sign. Wanted good RICH man! Lets cut to the chase! Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
No Idea Whats Going On Sign About our no idea whats going on sign. I smile because I have no idea what is going on! Ahhhh.... Ignorant Bliss. Do these words ring true to you or someone you know? Measures 11 x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inch heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Grouchy, Irritable Sign About our grouchy, irritable sign. If you are groucy, irritable, or just plain mean...there will be a $10 charge just for putting up with you! Mean people really do suck! If you HAVE to deal with these kind of people and can't ignore them, then why not charge them? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I've Spent Most of My Life Hunting Sign About our i've spent most of my life hunting sign. Perfect gift for the hunter who is most comfortable lying belly down in a marshy field. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Laugh At Yourself Sign About our laugh at yourself sign. Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. inches -Elsa Maxwell. Everyone has struggles and challenges in their life, the ability to laugh is such healing medicine. Lighten up and have a good laugh at this humorous sign. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Run Out Of Town Sign About our run out of town sign. Have a habit of creating such a mess that you need to get the hell out of dodge? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
When God Made Man Sign About our when god made man sign. When God made man...She was only joking! Females- assert your leadership position! The battle of the sexes is always a lot of fun for everyone. inchesGod created women for the unique purpose of domesticating men. inches -Voltaire 1767. Great gift for any feminist. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Plenty Of Exercise Sign About our plenty of exercise sign. An awesome quote for diet and fitness. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Battle Of Wits Sign About our battle of wits sign. Hilarious thinking sign. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Miss My Ex Divorce Sign About our miss my ex divorce sign. Great gift for the divorcee!!! Marriage- a three ring circus!! The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffeRING!! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
A Few Facts Sign About our a few facts sign. Let them sit at the edge of their seat and hang onto every word. So what if it is not 100% of the truth? Whats a little deception between friends, anyway? Great gift for the bullsh-----!Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Absolutely No Shots Sign About our absolutely no shots sign. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Like To Help You Out Sign About our like to help you out sign. Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed Sign About our i'm out of bed and dressed sign. Display your morning attitude with this fun-loving sign. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Titanic Had A Band Sign About our titanic had a band sign. This saying is wacky and wonderful. Buy one for yourself or to give as a gift. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Fascinate Someone Else Sign About our fascinate someone else sign. An inspirational quote! Another words, go bore someone else!! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Quality Sign About our quality sign. A Gucci Family Slogan: inchesQuality is remembered long after the price is forgotten. inches Know a merchant who could use a bit of humor? A fun sign for any shopkeeper. Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Missing Dog Sign About our missing dog sign. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Laugh Our Ass Off Sign About our laugh our ass off sign. It might not be funny now, but it will be! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over Sign About our hell's afraid i'll take over sign. This witty sign will add humor to any wall space. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Monkey See Sign About our monkey see sign. Hilarious spoof on the poem/saying: Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil. This sign is sure to bring on a lot of laughter. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Catholic School Survivor Sign About our catholic school survivor sign. And I lived to talk about it!! For your service spent at Catholic school, you should hang this sign with honor. Cheers to Catholic High Alumni!! Measures 5 inches x 18 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Genius Sign About our genius sign. Inspiring quote promoting good old fashioned hard work from Thomas Edison.
$18.95 $8.95
Hand Basket Sign About our hand basket sign. We love this sign because it just doesn't make sense. A hilarious and unique reference to the Wizard of Oz, maybe? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Place The Blame Sign About our place the blame sign. Who likes to play the blame game? Great quote from Oscar Wilde. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Chaos Panic And Disorder Sign About our chaos panic and disorder sign. Wreak havoc wherever you go? Then express yourself with this hysterical sign. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Cry Baby Sign About our cry baby sign. Know someone whose world always seems to be ending? Someone who is constantly pushing your buttons at work? Stop your whiney co-worker dead in their tracks with this sign. Post it for all to see! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Just One More Time Sign About our just one more time sign. Clever quote! If at first you don't succeed...try, try, again! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Sign About our mistaken me for someone who cares sign. Perfect for the rude coworker or for the new teenager of the house. Or just for the people who live without any rules, manner, or etiquette. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Do Not Disturb Sign About our do not disturb sign. Seriously, don't disturb. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Going's Getting Easy Business Sign About our going's getting easy business sign. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going. This inspirational quote is attributed to Joseph Kennedy, the father of President John F. Kennedy. When the going gets easy...beware and look for more challenges! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
A Woman Needs A Man Sign About our a woman needs a man sign. This saying is often attributed to Gloria Steinem and popularized by a U2's Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World song. Witty feminist slogan that is sure to make a remarkable gift. Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Light At The End Of The Tunnel Sign About our light at the end of the tunnel sign. Does your life seem like a string of unfortunate events? Feel like you were born under an unlucky star? If so, this sign is for you. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Never But Never Question the Engineer's Judgement Sign About our never but never question the engineer's judgement sign. This sign measures 7 inches x18 inches and has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A great little gift for your home pub or your favorite engineer. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Passengers Who Snore Sign About our passengers who snore sign. Vacate the train! You are disturbing the other passengers!! (Not to mention the driver!) What a rude awakening! Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Retirement: Twice as Much Husband Half as Much Money About our retirement: twice as much husband half as much money sign. Ain't that the truth?!? It's better to go into retirement with a grin than a grimace, and with a sign like this for a retirement gift, you'll be guaranteed a grin!
$21.95
Old Age Is NOT For Sissies About our old age is not for sissies sign. Whimsical addition to any home decor. This sign measures 7 inches x16 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Fun gift for any senior's birthday.
$21.95
Did You Take Your Pill Today? About our did you take your pill today? sign. One thing you don't want to forget and this sign won't let you! Measures 14 inches x11 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Funny gift for the emotionally unstable.
$21.95
I Have Pms And A Handgun Sign About Our I Have Pms And A Handgun Sign. Handcrafted 'wit & wisdom' sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$21.95
Please Lord Sign About Our Please Lord Sign. Handcrafted 'wit & wisdom' sign. Made in the USA of furniture grade wood and professionally silk-screened by hand. Finished with routed, gold pinstriped edge. Keyhole hanger on back for easy wall mounting. Perfect addition to any home or office. Makes a treasured gift that will last a lifetime.
$18.95 $8.95
How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on About our how long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on sign. EXACTLY! This sign measures 11 inches x14 inches and is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee. Fun gift for the busy household.
$21.95
Love Is Blind Marriage Sign About our love is blind marriage sign. Married for a long time? Measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
My Wife Says I Never Listen Marriage Sign About our my wife says i never listen marriage sign. Do you say a lot of inchesyes, dears inches while reading the newspaper or in front of the TV without even LISTENING? This mischevious sign measures 7 inches x 16 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Between The Sheets Marriage Signs About our between the sheets marriage signs sign. Giggling is fine, because they think you are laughing WITH them. Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Missing Husband Sign About our missing husband sign. Fed up with a husband that is constantly playing pool?? Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Mean Old Bastard Marriage Sign About our mean old bastard marriage sign. Its not you, its him!! Warn others of the cranky ol' grouch of a man that you have to live with! Measures 11 inches x 14 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Man Washing The Dishes Marriage Sign About our man washing the dishes marriage sign. No woman has ever shot a man while doing the dishes. Who knew that washing the dishes could be a life saver? Measures 14 inches x 11 inches. This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1 inches heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$21.95
Tonight Not Tonight Sign About our tonight not tonight sign. Tell your lover how it is with this convenient double sided sign. A direct way of saying, not tonight, dear...don't even try!! Surprise him on a good night by turning the sign over to "Tonight". Measures 7" x 16". This sign is made of REAL Wood. The sign has been slightly distressed to give it an older appearance. This results in a finely handcrafted, and detailed look. Buttonhole hook on back allows for easy wall or door mounting. A decorative routered edge comes standard, but you can add a hand kerfed, 1" heavy poplar wood molding frame with hand painted gilded pin stripes for a small additional fee.
$39.95
