Hooray For Beer Pint Glass

Hooray For Beer Pint Glass - Quahog's own Peter Griffin spoke at the town's annual Pawtucket Pete parade. Griffin took the podium with pride and without pants and talked fondly about his favorite ale. "Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket brewery," said Peter.

I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
"Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"
"Oh I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money."
"Whoa! Is that really the blood of Christ? Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?"
"You told me not to drink at the stag party...I drank at the sta - Whoa... I almost fell right into that one."
"Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off."
"Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery."
"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
"All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am."
"The lesson here is that abusing alcohol has absolutely no negative consequences. You have your trophy and my brain cells are just fine."
"Jeez, Lois, I just spent all morning on a boat with my friends drinking beers, telling jokes and screwin' around. How 'bout a little me time?"
Beer that never goes flat. Do you know what that means, Brian? This beer will still be carbonated long after you die of old age and we buy another dog to help the kids... y'know, forget about you." View Large Image.